A good friend of mine recently told me
a very sad story.
He explained how he and his wife were getting jiggy and they tried a bit of bedroom acrobatics, but his knee gave way. Then, ten minutes later, they were doing something else a little bit ambitious for a pair of olds and her knee gave way.
He lamented how this has never happened before and how it made him a bit sad. It made him realise that old age was probably starting to arrive in ever-accelerating increments.
My thoughts are with him and he deserves your sympathy, too. In fact, buy him a beer. Or just give him money…
He would prefer money.
He explained how he and his wife were getting jiggy and they tried a bit of bedroom acrobatics, but his knee gave way. Then, ten minutes later, they were doing something else a little bit ambitious for a pair of olds and her knee gave way.
He lamented how this has never happened before and how it made him a bit sad. It made him realise that old age was probably starting to arrive in ever-accelerating increments.
My thoughts are with him and he deserves your sympathy, too. In fact, buy him a beer. Or just give him money…
He would prefer money.