An occasional series based on my Tuesday morning presentation updates at work:
While recently working on my computer in the office, I opened up and lingered on a certain web page.
This contained an image of a John Deere Precision AG Autonomous 8R Tractor engaged in ploughing action.
I’d like to apologise to the colleague who approached my desk at this moment.
This involved the sharpened blades of a John Deere Precision 20 Combine Harvester repeatedly slicing through a cockapoodle named Tinkerbell.
I also appreciate the term ‘dog salami’ was not a useful phrase to employ at this juncture.
For the record, I opened this page by entirely by accident.
I was trying to view a website called ‘Top-rated adult actors’.
My apologies…