Pussy News...

We are in the kitchen at From Beer To Paternity Towers. I am cooking, the Missus is reading a magazine and the boy is playing with the new cat Willow.

The Missus looks on affectionately.
'You love that cat more than anything in the world, don't you?'
'Yes. She's my cat...'

I interrupt.
'What happened to Buffy?'
'How do you mean?'
'I thought Buffy was your cat?'
'She was... but she broke...'