I am in the bedroom with the Missus after having a shower and I am sporting the much-derided and recently purchased Y-fronts. 'I don't think they look too bad. They look a bit retro sporty,' I say in their defence.
'They look awful,' replies the Missus.
'Well they are very comfortable.'
'They are horrendous. I may well burn them if you leave them anywhere near me.'
'Well I am going to wear these pants with pride,' I state aiming to end a discussion that is clearly not going in my favour.
The Missus smirks.
'You should wear them at Pride... with nothing else.'
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