Firm royalist Jilly Cooper was on Radio 4 this morning discussing the impending royal wedding and one of the interviewers asked her what she'd get William and Kate for a present. I was praying she'd suddenly discover a repressed republican side and answer: 'A cake and a vibrator... then if they don't like the cake they can go fuck themsleves.'
Sadly she didn't and wittered on about buying Charles and Camilla an ornament with pictures of their dogs on it instead.
A good comedy chance wasted by the bonk-buster authoress, methinks...
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