Our friends from Oz are visiting over Xmas and I've been getting very excited about seeing them and mentioned this to the Missus. 'I'm really looking forward to seeing them.'
'Well don't get too excited.'
'What do you mean?'
'I just don't want you to get over-excited...'
'Why?'
'Because if you get over-excited you'll get giddy and loud and have a few drinks then have a few drinks too many...'
'You think I'm like an over-excited child drinking too much pop and and eating too many sweets, don't you?'
'Of course not, darling...'
She then picks up a cloth and wipes my top lip.
'Ice cream...' she says, helpfully.
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