Our new cat, Siouxsie Sioux, can be a bit of a fussy eater. She will eat normal cat food of the pricey variety. But in an effort to win her heart, we have spoilt her a bit. So cat food in the morning, then cooked chicken and expensive treats in the evening.
She is also partial to Lick Licks, which are like yogurt tubes for children but chicken flavour for cats. In the house, I refer to them as 'Cat lick-licks' or 'Pussy lick-licks' and I will wander around the house asking the cat if she would like 'a cat lick-lick' or 'a pussy lick-lick'.
The Missus has, obviously, banned me from saying the second phrase out loud. Because we may have guests that I haven't registered. Or 'because a fucking child of nine would realise why that is an entirely inappropriate thing to say. Anywhere.'