Sunday, January 28, 2018

Getting Busy: Part I...



I needed a kick up the arse to start work on a new play and it’s finally arrived in the form of seeing family members doing creative things. 

These wonderful people are: My boy, who has just published his first comic, Tails of Mystery (see above). 


My missus, who is throwing amazing pieces of ceramics (see above). 


My cousin and his pals in Goole, who have just released, Murham Avenue, a cool-as-fuck new album. (see above). 

Thanks to all. You may not know it or even care, but you guys getting busy is inspiring me to get busy again.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Holiday in Krabi: Part VIII...


As a keen and even sometimes credible martial arts student, I decided to take some private lessons in Muay Thai while in Krabi.

I didn't know a huge amount about Muay Thai, other than it is sometimes called 'the science of eight limbs' because it's a striking art that utilises kicks, knees, punches and elbows. I've also caught bits of classes at London Fight Factory, and I've seen enough UFC fighters who are trained in Muay Thai to realise how brutally effective it is as a fighting system. Watch Anderson Silva's plumb clinch demolition of Rich Franklin, or Jose Aldo low leg kicking opponents to the point where they can no longer stand if you want to see some of it in action.

As a long-term hapkido student who's also boxed and does BJJ, I think it's interesting to sample something new every once in a while as it helps keep your views on anything you train in more balanced. And you can always learn something new from something else if you're open to it.

So here are my initial thoughts after three private lessons. I fully appreciate, however, this does not make me any kind of authority...

1 Stance The foot positioning I was shown is basically a front stance that alters back and lead legs for switch kicks, but the position of the arms is elevated. Instead of being tightly tucked to cover the floating ribs, they are held slightly higher. My teacher explained this means there is less wind-up on cross elbow strikes as the elbow is nearer the target. It also aids one element of defensive posture (see later).

2 Foot Movement The advancing and retreating sliding foot movement is pretty much the same as in hapkido and boxing. Because there are a lot of low leg kicks in Muay Thai, though, I am guessing it does not pay to have a stance that is too spread out or one that prevents a rapid retraction of the lead leg.

3 Defensive Posture One of the defensive postures for blocking against roundhouse kicks is slightly different from hapkido. This involves bringing the leg under attack up off the floor to connect to the elbow on the same side to form a barrier. When blocking, the lead leg and hand are more directly facing the opponent and the rear leg and hand are more angled out. I like this. Blocking kicks with single hand and arm blocks does work, but this creation of a unit seems to offer a bigger shield spread over a bigger area. I am incorporating this into my sparring.

4 Elbows The cross elbow strikes seem to be thrown with less wind-up and rely on hip rotation to deliver power. They are also thrown on either side without a stance adjustment. The uppercut elbows like an uppercut punch seem to rely on a step in that slightly lowers the stance, then a vertical extension up through the feet as the elbow moves from south to north. I like this slight drive upwards to create a more dynamic strike. It also reminded me of how much my own uppercut punches need work. We use cross and uppercut elbows in hapkido, but the set-up is slightly different. This now gives me an option to throw them a different and faster way.

5 Knees The knees in Muay Thai are brutal. We use upward knee strikes in hapkido, but I particularly like the forward knee strike in Muay Thai. This is delivered a bit like a harpoon by thrusting the back knee forward and leaning slightly back to move potential targets for the opponent out of the way and help the strike deliver more momentum. I am definitely adding this to my technique toolbox.

6 Roundhouse Kicks High and mid-section roundhouse kicks feature in many martial arts. In Muay Thai, they seem to be more full-blooded and less slappy. The low leg and ankle kicks are something I have long admired in Muay Thai Fighters, too, and I haven't seen them much anywhere else. I was shown a basic set-up for one, which went something like this:
i) You are left leg lead front stance; opponent throws a high right roundhouse; you block using left knee and elbow shield; slightly switch stance as left leg comes down; drive your own right roundhouse into thigh of opponent.
Two other set-ups are: left jab, fake right cross, low right roundhouse; or cross, left hook, right roundhouse kick
I am going to experiment with low roundhouse kicks. As I get older and my knees become more dodgy, my kicking is slowing down and it's not as dynamic or high. But the low kicks will leave me less vulnerable to counters and won't compromise my balance as much.

7 Front Kicks Front kicks in Muay Thai have several uses. As in other martial arts, they can obviously cause damage by landing in the face or the solar plexus, but they are also used to push attacking opponents away by front kicking the post leg as the opponent prepares to deliver a roundhouse kick. This kick, aimed at the thigh or, more damagingly, through the knee, not only forces an opponent back and kills his initial offence, but it can also set up other attacking options for you. I had a play with this use of a front kick several years ago when I first saw a UFC fighter use it. I has sort of forgotten it, but i shall be reintroducing it.

8 Grappling We did a little bit of stand-up clinch work and I was introduced to the plumb clinch and knee strikes from it. This involves clasped hands locked around the back of an opponent's neck and arms pulling tight inwards and downwards, then pulling the opponent's head down as you drive knee strikes up. It's pretty devastating. One defence is to turn slightly and bring your own knee across to block incoming knees, but that also means you are off balance and ripe for getting your post leg kicked. There was also a position involving an undertook and an overhook where you essentially push your opponent off with one hand and armbar him, leaving you free to punch him in the face.

I genuinely had a ball doing this. If I ever had the time and I thought my knees would be OK for a prolonged enough period of time, I would certainly add some Muay Thai training in.

As I become an older man, though, I am aware my fighting style has to change from an extensive style where I fight at distance using my long kicking to a more compact and close-range style. I like hapkido because it offers close-range strikes and joint locks and trips and throws, but I can see how long-term training in Muay Thai would add some additional and highly effective close-range weapons into that mix. 

I am a fan and I can see why so many MMA Fighters train in it.

Holiday in Krabi: Part VII...


Today has been a great day. It has consistented of:
Shag
Shower
Breakfast
Beach
Book
Swim
Muay Thai
Shower
Meal Out
Early night watching darts on telly

What this amazing day tells me is that I already have access to many of those things that make up an amazing day. I just need to be better at prioritising them.

Holiday in Krabi: Part VI...


Mark Stevenson's We Do Things Differently is a wonderfully engaging and entertaining book. 

It chronicles his trips around the globe to meet the out-of-the-box thinkers and doers who are challenging the status quo and tackling global problems, such as energy, health, disease and education, by inventing new systems and challenging established practices. 

Examples of this include Peter Dearman, the British engineer whose clean engine is reinventing refrigeration and batteries, and the Austrian town of Gussing, which has created its own energy supplies. 

In a world often dominated by bad news, this book and the work of those it reports on, is not only welcome but also inspiring. It helps restore my faith in a humanity I sometimes feel distanced from. 

Holiday in Krabi: Part V...


Last night, we revisited the Ao Nang Muay Thai Stadium in Krabi to see some kickboxing.
For a smaller local show, the fighting was quite decent and we had a fun night out. The stadium, though, is still a bit ramshackle, and the toilets remain grim. 

My favourite fighters of the night were two young boys of about 11. Both were lightning quick and the eventual winner was the more composed and technical of the two, who was slightly taller and less muscular. He used his leg reach to keep his opponent at bay and exchanged up-close when he knew his opponent was too tired to keep hold of him and out-grapple him in the clinch.

As a hobby martial artist and sometime competitor, it was genuinely impressive and inspiring to see such mastery in such a young boy.

Holiday in Krabi: Part IV...


Earlier today, myself and the Missus walked through a thunderstorm together and we were smiling.

Today is also our 21st anniversary.

If that's not a perfectly timed metaphor for why we have lasted all this time, I don't know what is.

Sadly, I couldn't find the metaphor for her marrying below her station and putting up with a halfwit. Suggestions welcome, though... 

Holiday in Krabi: Part III...


I am reading again. Last year, I think I read a grand total of two books. And that was it.
This is a source of personal shame. But the demands of work basically meant I had nothing left by the time I had retained some form of rudimentary training schedule and kept on top of the other stuff I needed to do.

But one plane journey and six days of holiday and I have started reading again with a vengeance. This has been a joy and the literary hits do far have included:

Hokusai: A Life in Drawing by Henri-Alexis Baatsch
A biography I bought at the Hokusai exhibition at the British Museum about seven months ago. It's a beautiful book with lots of amazing examples of Hokusai's artwork. It's not exactly word heavy, but it's an easily digestible biopic of the man and his work.

Rusty Puppy and Jack Rabbit Smile by Joe R Lansdale:
The latest hard-boiled East Texan crime thrillers in the always entertaining Hap and Leonard series are a hoot. Lansdale is always an entertaining writer and Hap, Leonard, Brett and pals are the luckless shit magnet underdogs you love to root for.

The Power Paradox by Dr Dacher Keltner:
A thought-provoking treatise on the mechanics of power that is part- examination and part-manifesto, whose basic premise is that lasting power must come from genuine altruism.

Think Like a Freak by Steven Levitt & Stephen J Dubner:
The third book in the entertaining and worldwide hit Freakonomics series, which encourages readers to assess problems from unusual perspectives. It's all good stuff, but I particularly liked the sections on ulcers, Nigerian con letters, teaching and quitting. The Space Shuttle story scared me, too.

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck by Mark Manson:
The phrases 'star blogger' and 'self-help author' usually make me want to throat punch people until they stop moving. Manson's book, though, is quite an entertaining read and his basic premises all seem pretty sound. The basic ideas revolve around deciding what to care about, resilience training, accepting problems as learning opportunities and being responsible for your own happiness. It's pretty good and it offers a lot of valuable insights.

In other news, I am making myself a promise that reading will become part of who I am again. So expect a few more book reviews in this blog...

Holiday in Krabi: Part II...



Today, I found a new use for the opaque doors separating the bedroom from the bathroom.
I decided to recreate the opening title sequence from Tales of the Unexpected.

The Missus thought it was slightly insane. I think it's a fine effort...

Holiday in Krabi: Part I...



I am on holiday with the Missus. This is something we planned and booked a while ago, and the promise of these precious two weeks eventually arriving has been a major factor in me keeping sane at work in the very trying last three  months.

Now we have arrived, though, I am facing one of my pet fears. We are staying in a fabulous resort in a big room, but the bathroom is not exactly fully closed off. It has chic and opaque sliding doors between the bedroom and the bathroom, which means it's not exactly fully sound-proofed.

And this is an issue because I am a nervous shitter at the best of times.

I often struggle to enjoy a 'me-time moment' in the homes of other people if I think they can hear me, and, after 21 years of being with the Missus, I still struggle to relax and 'get involved' if I think she can hear me going.

It's not that I am particularly loud in motion, either. It is just a quirk. I basically don't want people to know I shit and this luxury resort has not being designed with that in mind.

As a result, I am now turning the telly on very loudly to mask any potential noise. I don't think the Missus has worked out what is going on yet. But she will...