Tuesday, September 08, 2020

Beer Review: Wylam Machiatto and Hazelnut Porter...


It has more depth than a Leonard Cohen song about love and loss, it's luxurious without being decadent, and it possesses a roundness of taste that just keeps going. 

Expert summary: It is eminently drinkable and an utter joy: like a warm cuddle under a comfortable blanket in front of a dwindling fire on a cold winter night. 

Definitely a new entry in my top five stouts/porters. 

Thursday, September 03, 2020

A Working Life: Part II...


I have won an award at work. It is not a major accolade, but it's a nice acknowledgement that I'm putting the hours in, doing some good stuff and generally not being a horrendous twat to work alongside. Some people even said nice things. 

Sadly, I missed these comments as I'd jumped into another virtual meeting at the time to check out some bits on a story I was writing.

I told the Other Woman about the win and she suggested it was a prize for World's Biggest Idiot. I countered by saying it was actually an award for Hottest Man on Campus. She suggested that may be a lie. I said the jury was clearly still deliberating. Things descended from there on in...

But after leaving one toxic employment environment and briefly ending up in another, it's genuinely nice to be settling into a new job with good people who are supportive and have a good game rather than just talk one. I'm also having to quickly up my knowledge on science and technology, which is great because it means I'm having to amass data on several whole new areas very quickly and I bloody love learning. 

These include: physics, chemistry, engineering, nanotechnology, 5G communications, space science, astronomy, sustainability, civil engineering, ion beam analysis and computer science.

It's basically like going back to school, but this time I have a couple of learning specialisms (journalism, martial arts, pool, writing) that I've spent time on. That means I have the mental scaffolding in place that I can use to build new information structures around. 

To quote Mayamoto Musashi, 'From one thing, know ten thousand things.' 

Anyway, me and the Missus decided to rip it up and celebrate the success big-style with a couple of pints and a bag of crisps. We are very rock and roll.

A Working Life: Part I...


I've been blessed to have some very cool journalist jobs in my life and I've interviewed many equally cool people. My Tech Virgin column for Metro, though, ranks as one of the most enjoyable gigs of my career.

Thanks to a supportive editor, I basically call in tech, test it and write about the experience. This means I've played with shitloads of cool bits of kit. I've even got to keep some of it.

I'm currently researching two columns, one of music tech and the other on space tech. Speaking to Lego about something for one of these columns got me chatting about something else. The result was the above little beauty arrived in the post today.

Super Mario Lego may be one of the retro fabbest things ever. I appreciate I am a 51-year-old man and this product is for ages six and above. But it's well dope! For older people, that means it's very good.

The Missus looked at it, noticed the age range and asked me if I needed adult supervision while building it. I think that was sarcasm.

But I've got free Lego. So I don't care.

Tuesday, September 01, 2020

New Cummings Dictionary: Part II...

An attempt to pin down words with their new meanings as suggested by current Government behaviours:

Oven-ready: In no way sufficiently prepared for immediate use and still in need of massive amounts of work.

Resign: To remain in place, despite calls for immediate removal. Anecdotal evidence suggests users of the Cummings Dictionary often confuse 'resign' with the word, 're-sign', which means to be invited to remain an active player. Despite nobody wanting you to.