The
Other Woman is a black belt martial artist who has just passed the first part
of her second dan exam. She’s a tiny powerhouse in sparring, her strikes break
wooden boards and her low spin kick is probably the best I’ve ever seen in the
decade plus I’ve been doing this and other fighting arts.
A
while ago she and her sister went on a zombie experience. In this, a group of
participants are locked up in a warehouse or a shopping centre and are attacked
by actors in full make-up pretending to be zombies. It sounds like quite good
fun.
There
are certain agreed parameters, however, to ensure everyone’s safety so the
zombies never touch the participants and the participants are not allowed to
touch the zombies.
The
Other Woman, however, rounded one corner and a zombie pounced out of the
shadows to scare her and her sister… so instinct took over and she punched him
in the chest and sent him crashing to the ground. She was very apologetic and
the zombie recovered. Eventually.
But fact: My Other Woman kicks arse and kills zombies. Just when I don’t think I could
love her any more, she finds a way…
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