I'm a sexy man,
I may not have too much money,
But I treat you the best I can...'
I have just got out of the shower after a day on the beach and I am serenading the Missus. I am being romantic. I am all allure. She, however, thinks otherwise.
'I am reading a tragic book about a dying man. You can't sing, your rhyme structure sucks... and put some fucking clothes on!'
This was not the response I was looking for. I may dress as a plumber next time I am doing the romance. That always works in the films I watch.
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