The Best Joke in the World (About The Derwent Pencil Museum in Keswick)...

Here is my first attempt at writing the best joke in the world about the Derwent Pencil Museum in Keswick. I will be coming back to this and refining it in the coming weeks.

The thing about the Derwent Pencil Museum in Keswick is that real pencil enthusiasts who want to visit a pencil museum already know of its existence. So they will visit the Derwent Pencil Museum in Keswick, often with flagrantly gay abandon, because they are familiar with its location and with the many pencil-related treats it has to explore. In short, the Derwent Pencil Museum in Keswick offers a fascinating day out for in-the-know pencil enthusiasts.

One problem with the Derwent Pencil Museum in Keswick, however, is that non-pencil enthusiasts who may be pencil-curious and want to visit a pencil museum may not know about the Derwent Pencil Museum in Keswick. So they will be unable to visit the Derwent Pencil Museum in Keswick as they are not familiar with its location.

A solution to this pencil-based problem does exist, though.

Real pencil enthusiasts who want to visit the Derwent Pencil Museum in Keswick and already know about its existence could offer to show non-pencil enthusiasts who want to visit a pencil museum where the Derwent Pencil Museum in Keswick actually is. They could even offer to meet with them in a mutually convenient location, then show them the general direction they need to travel.

This way, the non-pencil enthusiasts who wanted to visit the Derwent Pencil Museum in Keswick would be lead.