The England Football Team: Some Thoughts...

The England Football Team 2018: 

a group of individuals who work together as a team in pursuit of a common goal; 
a team who have worked together under clear management guidelines for a purpose they all believe in; 
a group of individuals who unite and sacrifice their own instincts to be better than the sum of their parts; 
a group of individuals who bring pride to a nation who had pretty much given up hope on making any impact on the international stage.

The Tory Government 2018: 

a self-serving group of individuals who refuse to work together as a team in pursuit of a common goal; 

a self-serving group of individuals with no clear management or united purpose; 

a self-serving group of individuals who refuse to unite to be better than the sum of their parts; 

a self-serving group of individuals who bring more despair to a nation who had pretty much given up hope on making any impact on the international stage. 

Key lesson: Come on, England! Fuck off Tories!