Monday, August 17, 2020

New Cummings Dictionary: Part I...

An attempt to pin down words with their new meanings as suggested by current Government behaviours:

Expert: A cut-throat and brigand who unscrupulously uses the cloak of education and science-tested knowledge to deceive those who present opinion and anecdote as fact.

Robust: An utter shambles of heart-breaking proportions, which will require an instant u-turn to reverse imminent disaster.

World beating: a performance that is abjectly appalling when measured by any credible metric, which often leads to tragic consequences.

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