Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Lockdown News: Part XXI...


Some advice for those negotiating the sometimes delicate intricacies of advancing the case for love-making while your partner is scrolling through messages in bed on a morning.

Avoid saying the following as an opening gambit: 
"Get off your phone, it's time to moan."

It is not considered appropriate to enhancing mood. Apparently. Even when it's obviously said as an 'it's-so-crass-it's-funny' thing.

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