A Working Life: Part III

I am bored, so I have decided to 'pimp up' my LinkedIn profile. Above is my first attempt.

I also found the below list of my Top Five 'Cascaded-down-from-high' Management Speak Terms 2008-2018:

1) Downsizing resource for bounceback growth
2) Deadwooding for organic recovery

3) Opportunising multi-tasking efficiencies
4) Restructuring to liberate staff potential
5) Optimising our workforce resource

The Other Woman also told me that some advertising wankstain at her place used the term 'Solutionising'. With no shred or irony. Or shame. I offered her my pity. 

I am old enough to remember when 'monetising brand identities' was a thing said by real adults. To other real adults.