Work Meeting Notes: An Apology...

An occasional series based on my Tuesday morning presentation updates at work:

While recently working on my computer in the office, I opened up and lingered on a certain web page.

This contained an image of a John Deere Precision AG Autonomous 8R Tractor engaged in ploughing action.

I’d like to apologise to the colleague who approached my desk at this moment.

I now appreciate, thanks to the ensuing screams and tears, that this image triggered a gruesome memory.

This involved the sharpened blades of a John Deere Precision 20 Combine Harvester repeatedly slicing through a cockapoodle named Tinkerbell.

I also appreciate the term ‘dog salami’ was not a useful phrase to employ at this juncture.

For the record, I opened this page by entirely by accident.

I was trying to view a website called ‘Top-rated adult actors’.

My apologies…