The boy is at school, the missus is busy putting together newly delivered furniture and I have just come out of the bath before going to work. I've checked myself out in the mirror sans bath and I think I’ve lost weight after several months of cycling so I walk into the living room to seek confirmation.
‘Do you want to see me naked?’ I ask confident that my newly toned body will impress the missus.
‘No. I’m building cabinets,’ she replies without even looking up.
Crestfallen is not a strong enough word for it…
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