A tornado hit Kensal Green about five streets from FBTP Towers yesterday. A few people were injured, several houses suffered millions of pounds worth of damage and gangs of roaming journalists and TV producers eager for news stories and footage had to go without their lattes and toasted ciabatta sandwiches for several hours as the high street was cordoned off.
‘It’s a disgrace,’ said one BBC cameraman. ‘I’ve covered genocide in Rwanda and even there we managed to rustle up a decent Mocca and falafel in pitta bread.’
In related news a typhoon also hit Croydon and wiped out four entire blocks. It caused £17 worth of damage.
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