The Chuck-Liddell-style 'tache I am currently sporting is taking on a life of its own.And several women, many of them not particularly desperate or on medication or even mentals, have commented on my 'tache in very favourable terms with a bit of a twinkle in their eyes.
One even rather coquettishly asked me how my wife likes it when I kiss her while sporting facial hair. I resisted the temptation to reply 'Kiss her where?' as I am not a total flirt whore.
Even more embarrassingly I got the feeling that a couple of them would quite to like to go on a date with the 'tache if only I wasn't attached to it.
In the 'tache's defence it would probably be more charming and erudite than I could ever be. It would probably be a better lover as well.
The 'tache may have to go. I am not being upstaged by my own facial hair.
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