It is Saturday afternoon and I am in the bedroom ironing my martial arts uniform. The Missus is laid on the bed watching athletics. The sprint races are on when suddenly I hear the following.
'I'd fuck Dwayne Chambers in a heartbeat.'
There is silence until the Missus turns around to see me looking at her agog. She registers my look and ponders before realising.
'I said that out loud, didn't I?' she asks.
'Yes. You did...' I reply and carry on ironing.
We both know the truth is that she would. He is sculpted and beautiful.
It doesn't need any more discussion.
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