Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Lexicon News...

Three new words that I am claiming to have invented.

Ninjury: (Noun) An injury sustained through martial arts training.
EG. 'I sprained my hamstring doing high jump front kicks today. It's a really annoying ninjury!'

Thickle: (Adjective) A compression of the words 'thick' and 'fickle' to describe someone that possesses both qualities.
EG. 'UKIP's election success proves how thickle the British public can be.'

Twattoo: (Noun) A tattoo that the wearer thinks makes him or her look uber-cool, but in reality makes them look even more of a twat.
EG. 'That's an awful twattoo the idiot over there is sporting.'

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