The Missus has a long-term crush on Christian Slater. He's been on her 'allowed list' for quite some time and we were discussing 'allowed lists' en route to seeing a movie.
'I wouldn't mind you getting to grips with the Slater. It would have my approval. As long as it was only a one-off,' I muse.
'I don't want any other man,' counters the Missus.
I assume this must be some type of cunning woman trap so I say nothing. The Missus, however, continues:
'After all, I've put nearly two decades of work into you. I wouldn't just abandon a project I've put that much time into…'
'So, as far as you're concerned, I'm a bit like a marriage version of Grand Designs?'
'You're not really that "Grand". Probably more like "Mediocre Designs".'
I'm going to fuck Christian Slater instead. And he's going to enjoy it...
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