Friday, May 01, 2015

The Modern World Disgusts Me: Part V...

I am thinking about trying my hand at stand-up comedy next year. 

My over-riding fear, though, is that my routine may feature a nearly 50-year-old man having a breakdown on stage as he rails against a ludicrous and fatuous world that he simply doesn't understand any more.

I did consult my psychiatrist about embarking down this road and he said: 
'Please take the knife away from my throat. Can you then untie me? You're scaring me and you're scaring my family.' 

He'll laugh about it. Eventually...

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