I am in Metro. It’s an idea I came up with in the pub with the Other Woman and now it appears it will be an occasional column (see above).
The gist of the column is that I am a Tech Virgin, an idiot who doesn’t understand technology but who would like to.
In truth, I have some competency with technology that I use regularly. But the rest of it is a muddled blur, so the gimmick is not too far from the truth. I still have no real idea what a Twitter is or how it works, even though I had an account for a few months.
But I’ve also had a wife for a while now and I have no real understanding of how that works either. As she continually tells me…
The thing that seems to have amused most people about the page, though, is not my laser-sharp wit or cunning turn of phrase, but the fact I am pictured next to Sean Connery as James Bond.
In my head, I could easily be James Bond. But it seems many other people disagree. The cunts.
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