Breakdown: Part I: I Am Danny Dyer...

I am suffering with work pressures and one of my coping strategies is to do at least one creative bit of non-work nonsense every day. 

Today, I have mostly given my mind some form of respite from increasingly pressured deadlines by trying to come up with lines that Danny Dyer's EastEnders character, Mick Carter, may say. 

So here is my list so far:
'You're all rub-a-dub-dub and no tub!'
'You're all mash and no pie!' 
'You're all tinsel and no town!'
'You're all "gee" and no "zer"!'
'You're the sort of geezer who'll wear a nappy but is never rash!'
'You're the sort of geezer who'll dunk but will never crumble!'

I will do nothing more creative than this in my working life. Fact.