In a spooky moment of synchronisity with major political events in the UK, our robot vacuum cleaner, which we named Theresa May, also stopped working last Friday just before midday.
I always had very little faith in the politician, Theresa May. But I am slightly annoyed at the robot cleaner, Theresa May, as it was quite pricey and I expected some degree of competence that it has not delivered.
On the plus side, however, the robot cleaner has not done the following:
Endorsed an unnecessarily brutal austerity drive that have viciously attacked the poorest and most vulnerable members of society.
Created a hostile environment that has seen British citizens and their families deported.
Overseen a rise in child poverty that would shame the Victorians.
Endorsed economic policies that have seen the richest 1000 people in the country grow their wealth by £50billion.
And that's before discussing the ongoing tragedy of Grenfell, the disgraceful treatment of the disabled and the limp-cock-shambles that is her attempt to resolve Brexit. I could go on...
But, in conclusion, a broken vacuum cleaner is better than the UK Prime Minister because it has at least worked some of the time.
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