I’m busy writing my stage play in an attempt to break my sudoku habit but I have just heard three jokes which I’ll share to prove I’m a giving kind of guy (as we as a damn funny one, obviously)!
Joke one
A German watchmaker invents a new clock but it only goes tick-tick tick-tick. Then he suddenly hits on a method to make it work properly. He turns off the lights in his shop, dons a Nazi uniform and approaches the offending timepiece and says:
‘Ve have ways of making you tock!’
Joke two
A man working on the dodgems got the sack but successfully sued his employers for funfair dismissal.
Joke three
What do call a Frenchman wearing flip-flops? Phillipe Phillop.
1 comment:
go with number three
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