The Missus continues to go crazy over the impending arrival of the new family kitten she's already christened Spike (as our other cat is named Buffy).
But she has now gone even more bonkers because our one new cat has suddenly grown to two (to be named Willow). They arrive when we get back from holiday, by which time our new kitten might well have grown into about 20 new cats.
There's a scene in Trainspotting where an elderly heroin addict is found dead in his flat surrounded by his cats after contracting toxin plasmosis because he couldn't clean up the cat excrement from all his cats any more. They simply over-ran the place as he lost the will to live.
I am seeing my future...
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