Saturday, December 03, 2016

Great TV Shows That Nearly Were: Part V...

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century: Futururistic ski-fi adventure. 
Fuck Rogers in the 25th Century: Futuristic sex challenge show with a specific target group of people called Roger in mind.

Premiership Darts
Premiership Farts: Members of the London Gay Men's Voice Choir trump in Eric Bristow's face. Louie Spence commentates.

Call the Midwife: Period drama about midwives delivering babies!
Ball the Midwife: Real-life adult drama about midwives making babies. 

Downton Abbey: Edwardian nonsense. 
Downton Shabby: A bunch of a bunch of Geordies squat in a castle, get drunk and shoot up. Jimmy Nail is the moral compass.

American Sad: A follow-up to The West Wing in which Donald Trump is president and everyone else is just sad.

I am also sure we can do something with CountryFile...

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