New Cummings Dictionary: Part II...

An attempt to pin down words with their new meanings as suggested by current Government behaviours:

Oven-ready: In no way sufficiently prepared for immediate use and still in need of massive amounts of work.

Resign: To remain in place, despite calls for immediate removal. Anecdotal evidence suggests users of the Cummings Dictionary often confuse 'resign' with the word, 're-sign', which means to be invited to remain an active player. Despite nobody wanting you to.