Monday, July 11, 2005

Girl Power!

Stacie J was a loose cannon and if there’s one thing Donald Trump doesn’t want in his organisation it’s a loose cannon. So he fired her...

Yes last week’s episode of The Apprentice saw the two competing firms of would-be business squillionaires have $50,000 each to ‘create a buzz’ about a new toothpaste flavour. The boy team did a sort of carnival funfair and a win $15,000 event while the girls hired some bearded baseball star to do a public appearance, thus proving that both teams and all the New Yorkers in attendance still worshipped at the twin altars of celebrity and money.

The boys won the task and so the girls had to go into the boardroom where one of them would be fired. And this was where the fun really started as Stacie J was the victim of what can only be described as a sorority witch hunt where lots of nice WASP girls brutally ganged up on the only black girl in their group. The girls were vicious and pretty much branded her mentally unstable and, even worse, Trump agreed and booted Stacie J out.

My only hope for this set of harpies is that they win the next task and are treated to a self-catering holiday in a landmined area of the Gaza strip. Compared to this evil, back-stabbing bitch-fest the boy group are absolute pussycats and I’m now rooting for the fellas.

Apart from Donald Trump who I hope implodes on the vacuum where his personality and humanity should be...

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