Dear sir
I am just writing to express my admiration for the fine example set by the England Cricket Team after their recent triumph in the Ashes.
For more years than I care to remember our cricket chaps have played second fiddle (and indeed even third trombone) to pots and pans countries such as Australia.
But now our brave boys have shown that they too can get as shit-faced and behave as disgracefully as both the chaps from Down Under (who coming from criminal stock have a head start in the bad behaviour stakes) and even the intellectually challenged gentlemen of the Association Football game.
Good on them I say! Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the bar!
Colonel Dwight Michelwight
The Pall Mall Club
London
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