The Other Woman is learning to drive and the Other Woman’s Boyfriend is staying well clear of this.
And, having seen what violence she can unleash on a punchbag when anyone has the temerity not to notice her latest hairdo, I think this is probably a sensible decision on his behalf.
The Other Woman also admits to not being terribly confident on the road and, like me when I had my aborted attempts at learning to drive many years ago, she finds the whole prospect of learning to drive with OTHER CARS NEARBY a bit scary.
Consequently she’s initially learning on a simulator so I was a bit perplexed when we had the following conversation.
‘I nearly wrote the car off on one of my driving lessons yesterday.’
‘I thought you were learning in a simulator?’
‘I am…’
‘But the point of learning in a simulator is that it doesn’t actually move, isn’t it?’
‘Yes…’
‘So how the hell did you manage to write off a non-moving vehicle simulator?’
‘I got really angry when it wouldn’t do as it was told and I started hitting it…’
Gotta love her…
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