OWWLOW News…

The OWWLOW (Other Woman Who Loves Other Women) is in Edinburgh to see her actress-writer sister in a show.

It’s obviously quite an arty family because the OWWLOW works at a major London theatre and her actress-writer sister is something of a comedy star in the making. Like the OWWLOW she’s also quite foxy but that’s another story…

Before she went to Jockland, however, the OWWLOW was overcoming bad news. Due to the recent outbreak of Foot And Mouth, the theatrical actor goat called Bruce who was appearing in one of her shows was no longer allowed on stage as his appearance apparently posed a serious risk so he was forced to pack up his theatrical goat suitcase and head back home.

I feel quite sorry for Bruce because this was obviously a big role at a big theatre and I would imagine good parts for theatrical goats don’t come along too often. So to have it cut short by circumstances beyond his control was very sad.

So if in the coming weeks you read of a depressed goat who ended it all in a stupor of fags, drink and booze then remember it wasn’t his fault. Blame the Government!

PS. The OWWLOW has been doing some research on all things Goth and she informs me that one King of the Goths killed his wife by having her tied to a horse and dragged around at high speeds until she was dead. It would probably keep the Missus quite for a while…