The Missus is away on a business trip so my mind is wandering and today I've invented a new word...
The word is 'flonked' and it is made up of 'plonked' and 'flopped' and it describes the action of a man (usually drunk) in a pub or a nightclub taking out his penis to try and impress his friends or potential partners.
It is a verb and it should be used in the following manner:
'Did you see the look of horror on that girl's face when Rentboy flonked his Toby on the bar?'
I should probably get a proper hobby or something...
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