The Other Woman is a very worried Other Woman...Our martial arts teacher has told her she has to 'exercise her glutes' so she can sidekick with more power and somewhere along the line in the Other Woman's head of comedy reviews, shoes, snooker and handbags this got translated as 'Your arse is flabby and you really should do something about it...'
So consequently I spent several hours last night telling her how wonderful her arse is. To be fair she does have a very good arse and how anyone on the planet could accuse it of being in any way unshapely is totally beyond me. But she obviously can and it's getting her down...
In fact her arse worries are currently even over-riding what many saner people would see as her more pressing concern, namely that several religious nuts are out to get her after she did a TV review and made a gag about the Catholic church.
The latter prompted letters of complaint to her editor and has made her something of a celebrity in her office.
If any of these religious nuts do finally get hold of her, though, she could always disarm them by getting them involved in a conversation about her arse. If they made any disparaging remarks I'd back her to take the lot of them out.
And I don't mean to a restaurant...
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