Right To Reply

I’m getting pretty hacked off with halfwit advertisers adding comments on my blog about visiting their websites where they’ll sort out my penile/erection/debt problems.

But this, of course, is nothing new. I once had a similar problem at work where I used to get constant emails offering me cut-price Jacuzzis and doses of herbal Viagra.

I objected to the Jacuzzi because I thought it implied I was something of a soap-dodger but I appreciated the herbal element of the Viagra offer as it showed the person concerned had done some market research and realised I was probably a man of hippy-enough sensibilities to go down that route should I ever feel the need.

I was somewhat put off Viagra, however, when I went to a weekend pool tournament with a few of my friends and, in preparation for their usual night of pulling at the local nightclub, they dropped a few tablets of the stiffy drug. Sadly they got the dosage wrong and had to play pool at quite a formal event with whacking erections the following morning. Very funny…

Anyway I am now inviting readers of this blog to openly abuse anyone who posts adverts in the comments section. I’ve added a few replies of my own to get people started so please feel free to fire away! Nothing libelous though!