Steaming...

Should any married men who read this ever agree to strip wallpaper with their wife, then come down a stepladder half-way through the proceedings and stand on the wallpaper steam stripper and irreparably break it (thus meaning you both have to do it by hand the hard way with a scraper and a cloth and bucket) do not then carry on working for an hour and as you get near the end say:

'This was much easier when we had the steamer to do it...'

It is a remark that ends in violence. And the violence will be directed at you...