The missus is telling me off…
‘I just think it’s really churlish. You’ve joined a dating website with no intention of going on any dates and now you’ve created this ridiculous picture to further take the piss out of them…’
‘I just wanted to be Goth Model of the Month…’
‘Goth Model of the Month? Rubbish… You’re ripping into people to keep yourself amused.’
‘Ripping into them? They’re my own flesh and blood…’
‘You are not a Goth.’
‘I am in spirit…’
‘You listen to Gene Pitney! Look they may be Goths and therefore worthy of ridicule but they are people too. You could upset somebody…’
‘And if they get upset they’ll be miserable. Then they’ll be even more Goth. It’s a sort of community service, really…’
‘You’re an idiot…’
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