I currently have a cold. I have coldsores too. It’s not pleasant. This little combination is a usual indicator of stress but it now has a new element because I am also still on allergy medicine.
This little extra element now has the added effect of drying me up so when I sneeze instead of runny snot I can emit projectiles with the consistency of rubber that shoot straight through poor unsuspecting tissues not used to such rigours.
I could have halted riots in Northern Ireland in the Seventies with my newfound nasal skills.
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