The missus is cock-a-hoop. After much nagging by me she finally went to see my osteopath at the weekend to try and sort out her occasional back pain – and she returned with the following bits of news:
1) She has a high in-step.
2) The way of correcting this is to throw out all her old flat shoes and go and buy lots of news shoes with a slight heel.
I had a ground-fighting seminar at the weekend and was battered and bruised so I also went to see my osteopath this morning and asked if my wife really needed new shoes and she assured me this was the case.
So I asked if I could also buy a nice new linen suit that I’d seen in Muji on the grounds of medical treatment. Or a new American pool cue. Or some classic porn films…
Sadly she said she couldn’t see the medical need for this sort of expense. Bugger…
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